Tarzan Aficionado Gifts

'Aaaaahhhhrrrrr...Uhhhh Oh!'

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"One word, gentlemen—'Ungowa!' "

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Highland Piper.

A Transformer for grownups

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Scottish Lawn

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Year of the Rat

Scot country dancing,

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

A couple and their dogs tango.

Carpe diem

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Party Party!