Tarzan Fans Gifts

Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing

'It's amazing how quiet the jungle has been since Tarzan lost his voice...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Me Tarzan, you Cheeta

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Toadstools

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Telekinetics on strike...

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Scottish Lawn

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Monkey Business

Ghosts from around the world

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."