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Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing

'It's amazing how quiet the jungle has been since Tarzan lost his voice...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Me Tarzan, you Cheeta

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Toadstools

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Telekinetics on strike...

The Scottish Lawn

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Tarzan'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."