Tarzan Enthusiast Prints

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'I'm not a jungle kind of guy so I'm turning to you.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, this Cheetah, my gimp."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'We are so in sync!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Scot holding a heart.

The Scottish Lawn

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Nostradamus.

Scot country dancing,

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'