Tartan Aficionado Gifts

BUREAU OF MISSING McPHERSONS

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Scot country dancing,

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Tartine

'What clan do you belong to?'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Scotsman in the bath...

Highland Piper.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Sermon on the Grounds...

Scot holding a heart.

"You call this ice?"

The Scottish Lawn

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Monkey Business

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A couple and their dogs tango.

Carpe diem

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

Scottish Love

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"