Tartan Lover Gifts

Children pointing at a Scotsman

Stable boys and Scottsman

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

Scot holding a heart.

Political Tango

Tartine

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Myths and legends...

Scottish party

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."