Tartan Lover Prints

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Children pointing at a Scotsman

Stable boys and Scottsman

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

Scot holding a heart.

Political Tango

Tartine

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Zorro as a child.

Scotsman in the bath...

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'