Tartan Aficionado Pillows

BUREAU OF MISSING McPHERSONS

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Scot country dancing,

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Tartine

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Scotsman in the bath...

Highland Piper.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"You call this ice?"

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A couple and their dogs tango.

Carpe diem

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.