Tartan Appreciator Pillows

"Well this is a shock. I had you pictured in solids."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Scotsman in the bath...

Highland Piper.

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Scottish Love

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Scottish Birthday

"Darlene....blub, blub.....we can no longer meet like this....."

Pete had found his home planet.

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Quarantine: The great equalizer