Tarzan Admirer Pillows

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Tarzan is dead having gotten tangled up in the vines and out of reach from his dropped knife

"Darlene....blub, blub.....we can no longer meet like this....."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Highland Piper.

The next damn Batman.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Scot country dancing,

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Tiger

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'