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"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Tarzan is dead having gotten tangled up in the vines and out of reach from his dropped knife

"Darlene....blub, blub.....we can no longer meet like this....."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

The next damn Batman.

Scot holding a heart.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Scottish Lawn

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Tiger

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.