Tartan Admirer Pillows

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Bagpipes

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Highland Piper.

Scotsman in the bath...

"You're awfully tame this evening."

The Scottish Lawn

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Scot holding a heart.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Tiger

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Scottish Love