Tartan Admirer Mugs

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Bagpipes

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Alien Snowmen

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Alien Assumption

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Scotsman in the bath...

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Scot holding a heart.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Scottish Lawn

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Monkey Business

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Tiger

Stable boys and Scottsman