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People Holidaying in the Highlands

Tartine

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Scotsman in the bath...

Highland Piper.

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'