Tartan Enthusiast Pillows

'What clan do you belong to?'

Out of kilter.

Four men in kilts.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Insulting a Scotchman.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Highland Piper.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Pete had found his home planet.

Scottish Independence

Scottish party

Scottish Love

The Scottish Lawn

Scottish Birthday

"You must be from Scotland..."

Scottish chess.

Tartine

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Trucker's tan?'

Scotsman in the bath...

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Scot holding a heart.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'You're new here, aren't you?'