Treadmill Tormenter Gifts

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Olympic Torch Training

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Still on your left."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's improv night."

Executive fitness.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

At the baby oil factory.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Superhero training.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Tred carefully mill.

Exercise rat race

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."