Track Tormentor Gifts

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I need to tinkle."

Running

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Music producers.

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Congratulations for male runner

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Hurdles with Steps

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Spinout!'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

The Finish Line

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'