Track Lover Gifts

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'I set my high-jump records during leap year.'

Extra Long-jump

"I need to tinkle."

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

Running

Shepherd and eurydice

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

Tut and Carmen.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

At the rock concert...

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience