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'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I need to tinkle."

Running

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Music producers.

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Congratulations for male runner

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Linford Christie

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Hurdles with Steps

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Michael Schumacher

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'Spinout!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.