Tune Torturer T-Shirts

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Check out this new store."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Moon, June...'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

The Troubadour

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Fishing Music

Mozart

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.

Throwing Away Music

I love my violin

Musician

They changed their tunes.

Do you know if your business has the right leader?