Track Gifts

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

Running

"I need to tinkle."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

National Academy of Sport

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"A man and his choo-choo."

Congratulations for male runner

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."