Track Official Gifts

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'So the egg WAS first.'

"I need to tinkle."

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Pole Vault Rules

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'What a control freak!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Congratulations for male runner

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"A man and his choo-choo."

Referee's Free Kick Pack

WTO-Free Traitor.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

Linford Christie

Red Card on the Podium

"Before we can make it official, we'll need you to pee into this cup."

Ethic Cleansing

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Eye examination for World Cup officials.