Track Official T-Shirts

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'So the egg WAS first.'

"I need to tinkle."

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'What a control freak!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Congratulations for male runner

"A man and his choo-choo."

WTO-Free Traitor.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Red Card on the Podium

"Before we can make it official, we'll need you to pee into this cup."

Ethic Cleansing

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Spinout!'

FIFA scandal

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'