Treadmill Tamer Gifts

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

Superhero training.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

Dog Walking Services

A midwife holding a baby

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Multi-tasking.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Crying baby

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

Parenting Business Deals

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Dentist Training School.

Quiet Time

"Most projects require three hands."