Tiny Table Tyrant Gifts

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

"He likes it."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Table tennis.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"She does this when she's tired."

"So...what are you in for?"

"No screen time means more scream time."

Castle Efficiency

Executive fitness.

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

They're class action figures.

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Children trying to play table tennis

'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

"His bark is bigger than his bite."

'Is he your first?'

'Get in there and clean up your room!'