Toolbox Titans Pillows

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

"He likes it."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Building business relations.

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Handy-lion

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Workmen Lifting.

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

The He-Man Bag

Nun hammering with a crucifix

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.

Rudy, I summon thee. You are chosen to carry it forth. The Tablet. Behold: the upgraded iPad Pro. Better than a computer with the thinnest design ever. And I am the chosen one to tell the masses? Sort of. We expect millions to purchase and carry the message, making this a must-own item for 2019. But, yes, I mean, totally, you're chosen. A worthy daydream tends to have some elements of reality. Quickly, give us your credit card.

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

DIY / Jr. Nurse.

'Hi, honey... I'm Ohm!'

"A door can never have too many hinges."

Restraining order

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

"It's not just ANY screwdriver, it's a model ALH-HJY675 with a positron left hand shaft and polymodindium core!"