Toolbox Titans Pillows

"He likes it."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Building business relations.

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Handy-lion

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Workmen Lifting.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

The He-Man Bag

Nun hammering with a crucifix

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

DIY / Jr. Nurse.

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'Hi, honey... I'm Ohm!'

Restraining order

"It's not just ANY screwdriver, it's a model ALH-HJY675 with a positron left hand shaft and polymodindium core!"

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

'Next time keep the Justice Department and the SEC in mind when you're thinking outside the box.'