Toolbox Queen Pillows

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Building business relations.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Woman and TV.

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Handy-lion

Fiction for Plumbers

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wonder Woman!

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

Swiss Army garden tool

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

'I play heavy metal.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Workmen Lifting.

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'