Toolbox Trickster Pillows

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

Building business relations.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

High speed cinder block

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."