Toolbox Trickster Prints

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

High speed cinder block

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Building business relations.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'