Telescope Trickster Prints

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Man using telescope to play darts.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Your shoe's untied.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

Magic Tricks

High speed cinder block

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'My God we being invaded!'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'