Toolbox Queen T-Shirts

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

D.I.Y with dad.

Building business relations.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Woman and TV.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Fiction for Plumbers

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Handy-lion

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wonder Woman!

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

'I play heavy metal.'

Swiss Army garden tool

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

Workmen Lifting.

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Nail and Hammer