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"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"It's not just ANY screwdriver, it's a model ALH-HJY675 with a positron left hand shaft and polymodindium core!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

D.I.Y with dad.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

In - Out - Pending.

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Sure I can make that deadline."