Toilet Paper Titans Pillows

Hoard

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Have food. Need toilet paper

Do what you can to flatten the curve

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Creation of Adam

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Flush Direct

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

COWS: Cows weekly shop

Toilet paper calendar

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Well, we've just run out of toilet paper, but I guess we can use our stock options instead."

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'