Toilet Paper Artist Pillows

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Have food. Need toilet paper

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Wallpapering 4

Creation of Adam

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Toilet paper calendar

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Well, we've just run out of toilet paper, but I guess we can use our stock options instead."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

COWS: Cows weekly shop

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"