Toilet Paper Art Appreciator Pillows

'It's still embarrassing, whether it's toilet paper or you're unraveling.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

Bug Bungy Jumping.

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Toilet paper calendar

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Oh, thank God!"

Ig and Igloo

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Wait, what? That's one giant what for dogkind?"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."