Toilet Paper Art Appreciator T-Shirts

'It's still embarrassing, whether it's toilet paper or you're unraveling.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Bug Bungy Jumping.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Wait, what? That's one giant what for dogkind?"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

The outback dual-flush dunny.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."