Toilet Paper Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Yeah, it's bad. In fact, I've been thinking about putting toilet paper and hand sanitizer on my Christmas list instead of toys or clothes!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Toilet paper calendar

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

Toilet Paper Hill

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

Home For Sale - TP Included

Toilet paper rush

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Man on toilet looks at toilet paper marked 'Emergency Only'.

'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'