Tailgate Titan Pillows

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Church for sports worshipers.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Go long!'

'Spinout!'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.