Tailgate Titan Gifts

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Early Tailgate Parties.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Church for sports worshipers.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Cocktailgating. . . .

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Go long!'

'Spinout!'

Michael Schumacher

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.