Tailgate Hero Gifts

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Children playing football.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

A boy with a football

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

school kids playing conkers

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'He never has an energy crisis.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Go long!'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"You can't go out for playground monitor duty like that! Where's your mouthpiece?"

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'