Tailgating Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a tailgate cooler."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."