Tailgate Enthusiast Gifts

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Dog lover

Cat statues on entrance gate

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"You've already been for a walk."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

A man gesturing at the moon

Cocktailgating. . . .