Tailgate Enthusiast Gifts

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Dog lover

Cat statues on entrance gate

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Dog Park Zoom

"You've already been for a walk."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

A man gesturing at the moon

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'Go long!'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."