Tailgate Aficionado Gifts

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

scrabble love

"You've already been for a walk."

Playing cards.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

A man gesturing at the moon

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"