Tailgate Aficionado Gifts

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

scrabble love

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Playing cards.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

A man gesturing at the moon