Tailgate Tradition Lover Gifts

"We call it a tailgate party."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

First Marriage.

A man gesturing at the moon