Tailgate Tradition Lover Pillows

"We call it a tailgate party."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Maypole

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

Queen reigning.

A man gesturing at the moon

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

First Marriage.