Tailgate Kings Pillows

'Go long!'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

A man gesturing at the moon

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"Take it easy back there!"

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"King me!"

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

'Okay, we'll meet six sharp, at the rail yard!'

"He doesn't bite, but he does some pretty violent tail-wagging."

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"We call it a tailgate party."

'Just my luck, another tailgater'