Tackle Tinker Gifts

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Sistine Selfie

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Music producers.

Technology and literature

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Football.

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"Now, you show me yours"

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Stop the big guy!

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.