Taxation Tyrant Gifts

Levy voted down by voters.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

Taxes

Big government pig

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

Parking meter holdup

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

'Don't change the channel.'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'I'm afraid you're going to have to reveal the exact extent of your economic clout, Mr. Fletcher.'

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

"Tell him the Big Bad Wolf is here."

Accounting Fantasy Camp

'Isn't it nice to see Mother getting involved in something...'

Slacker Husband

Billions in pork (taxpayer ripoffs).

"If that was a 'cut,' I wonder what a tax hike looks like."

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

'The government shut down - no big deal! Now if they could only shut down the IRS...'

I.R.S. offering 'chicken soup for the taxpayers soul'.