Tax Terror Gifts

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

"Tell him the Big Bad Wolf is here."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"This is not good at all!"

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

tax rises...

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

Big government pig

Taxes

buck stops here-taxes...mine

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

IRS No more waterboarding at audits.

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!'

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Tax...mine...vat.

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Sorry, we're open.'

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

Crawl