Tax Terrifier Gifts

"Fine, tough guy - you don't want to talk to me? I've got auditors - IRS auditors - right outside that door."

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Tax.'

Tax Collector

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"This is not good at all!"

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

Tax grab.

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

"My accountant said it was a great write off."

tax rises...

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'